let me fill my jar of happiness with your virgin tears
why are you here?



it’s coming to that time of year where sweater weather turns into sweaty weather

This is the wittiest thing I’ve ever said and I’m annoyed it has so few notes


good witch of the north? good witch of the south? wicked witch of the west? wicked witch of the east? no. no, i’m the neutral witch of the northeast


*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

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