let me fill my jar of happiness with your virgin tears
why are you here?

krisjener:

krisjener:

it’s coming to that time of year where sweater weather turns into sweaty weather

This is the wittiest thing I’ve ever said and I’m annoyed it has so few notes

jaclcfrost:

good witch of the north? good witch of the south? wicked witch of the west? wicked witch of the east? no. no, i’m the neutral witch of the northeast

blissless:

*constantly checks refrigerator hoping food magically appears*

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